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Sin must not get on facebook often. I didn't see him on all day. So, I went about my day as usual. That night, Andrew called me. "Could you send me that song by The Summer Set? "Girls Freak Me Out"? I was listening to it on your iPod today," he said. I laughed and went on MSN messenger and started transferring it to him. We started talking about our day and other stuff. "Thanks for showing me, Sin. He accepted me and we're talking.. I stare at his pictures a lot." Andrew laughed. "Really?" "No ...

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realizing you still have hours to sleep. I say I gtg when I really don't I really hate slow computers Hitting stuff to make it work "Can I see your phone" does not mean "can I see your messages" ^^ I have to go to the bathroom but I'm to lazy to get up! (: Flipping the Pillow Over to Get to the Cold Side SCHOOL TEACHES ME STUFF THAT IM NEVER GOING TO NEED IN LIFE i didnt get the joke but im going to say l ol to make you feel better Sitting in a field & ripping up grass cus theres nothing ...

Author: twilightluvandhearts; Tags: facebook fan pages funny

no shoppin rocks But what you know about hip-hop shops rockin spots? When your the only white boy in that bitch just rippin pressin up your own flyers and your stickers stickin them bitches up after spendin six hours at Kinkos Just makin copys of your covers of cassette singles and sell them out the trunk of your Tracer Spendin your whole paycheck at Disc Makers What you know about bein bullied over half your life? Oh thats right, you SHOULD know what thats like, your half white Vanilla ...

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trust, is me Fuck around and make me bust, this heat [Snoop] That's, the devil, they always wanna dance [Xzibit] I'm the Head Nigga In Charge, I'm watchin you move You're found dead in your garage, with ten o'clock news coverage Gotta love it, cause I expose the facade Your little lungs is too small to hotbox with God All jokes aside, come bounce with us Standin over you with a twelve gauge, about to bust It's like ashes to ashes and dust to dust I might leave in the bodybag, but never in ...

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Yes, I promised Joe I'll bring the dessert." I hung up without another word to my mother, and looked straight forward. Miley was in the shower. So, I did lie to my mom. But my mother made it sound as if I had five blonde bimbos in my bedroom. It was just Miley—the girl I was going to bring to Christmas dinner. I was excited for my mom and my brothers—including Kevins wife, my niece Natalie, and Joes fiancée—to meet her. We met in the beginning of September, just around Labor Day weekend. I ...

Author: xbutterflyflysaway; Tags: love niley

: What? (looks at her) Miley: Just shut the fuck up. I wanna talk. Selena: About what? How fake you hair is? (smirks) Miley: You know what slut, go fuck some random guy on the street. Nobody wants your damn attitude! Not me, not Nick, and not even your damn parents which are trying to kill theirselves because of your fucking lame ass!! Selena: I don't give a damn about you or Nick. But you leave my parents outta the picture. You're the bright person who started all this shit! And I don't ...

Author: moms1baby1gurl; Tags: Fake Love ♥ Ep.1 moms1baby1gurl OneTrueMedia

like. "I guess not.." He chuckled. He looked at me, and i at him. An awkward silence, couldn't have been more perfect. "Erm, so..do you want to come in? Or should i say down?" He chuckled again, at his own joke this time. He always made that joke. Thinking it was funny to make a joke out of him living in the basement. I smiled and continued. "Oh, no..it's okay" The truth is, i didn't actually want to go down into his room. I wouldn't be right. The last time i was down there, we were cuddled ...

Author: EmoScreamox; Tags: Niley Story Nick Jonas Miley Cyrus

early, so we could look through some new houses. Demi: What! You guys are already moving in with each other and you guys aren't even married! Demi's Mom: Just get ready. and give your teacher this note. *hands her a not* Demi: *Grabs* Sure... Demi's Mom: *Leaves* Demi: *gets ready* *runs down to kitchen* Hey Mom. *puts waffle in toaster* Demi's Mom: Make sure to say bye to your friends! Demi: *waffles pops up* *grabs waffle* yeah sure whatever *eats waffle as she walks outside* Selena: Oh ...

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