A Jick Boys Love Story Ep 80 {I Hate Ashley} Video
So ya, the title says it all.
Joe: I'm done.
Nick:*stands up, stops crying, just angry*You're done, you can't just be done.*pushes Joe*You can't be such a pussy everytime something doesn't go your way.*pushes Joe again*You can't just forget anymore.
Joe:Yes I can.
Nick:*fucking angry man, pushes Joe harder*You can't be done you fucking asshole. What, your just going to walk away. We are married Joe, fucking married.*pushes Joe hard again*Remember, remember you asked me to marry you, we got married.*pushes him again*What, you're just going to leave Joe, we're married. What, didn't think that through, you're an idiot?
Joe:Stop pushing me Nick.
Nick:*pushes him*What are you going to do about it. You are a jerk. You think i'm not gay? Why would I marry you, have sex with you, love you? Are you that stupid. Have you seen my show, I'm not that good an actor.*pushse Joe again!*What I felt for you was real. You're just too thickheaded to realize.
Joe:*eyes water*Nick, stop pushing me.
Nick:Maybe its you, maybe its you who didn't love me, never loved me. Fuck you. You piece of shit*pushes Joe again*.
Joe:*starts to get angry*I said stop pushing me.*pushes Nick back*
Nick:What, was I just a joke to you, see if you could get the famous kid.*pushes him harder*
Joe:*pushes back*No.
Nick:*slaps Joe*
Joe:*slaps Nick back*
Nick:*punches Joe in the nose*
Joe:*falls to the ground holds his eye*OW!
Nick:*opens his eyes wide*Oh my god i'm so sorry*drops to his knees beside Joe*
Joe:Ow, you dick!
Nick:I am so so sorry Joey.
Joe:*holds his eye, lays back on the sand*
Nick:*leans over Joe*Lemme see it.
Joe:No go away.
Nick:You know I won't, so lemme see!
Joe:Never!
Nick:*connects his lips to Joe's*
Joe:*arms instantly pulls Nick down ontop of him*
Nick:*pulls back, giggles*I see your eye.
Joe:*glares at Nick*You punched me.
Nick:You were leaving me.
Joe: I wasn't actually going to, you love me to much.
Nick:*raises his eyebrows*
Joe:And I love you even more.
Nick:*kisses Joe, lays beside him in the sand*
Joe:My dick is so big, it has an ego.
Nick:*laughs*Hows the eye.
Joe:*glares at Nick*
Nick:Oh my god Joey its bruising.
Joe:It s'okay, i'm a tough guy.
Nick:I love you Joey.*starts crying*
Joe:Nicky, Nicky, don't cry.*sits up, pulls Nick into his lap*
Nick:*sobs*I'm sorry I was just so mad at you.
Joe:Nicky, I was hurting you so badly, I told you I was going to leave you. I slapped you. This is all my fault, I may aswell punched myself in the eye. Baby boy, dont cry.
Nick:*sobs*
Joe:*holds Nick in his arms rocks him*Hey hey, Nicky*whispers in his ear*My dick is so big, it has its own zip code.
Nick:*snorts, giggles*
Joe:*picks Nick up, runs into the ocean*
Nick:*screams like a little girl*
Joe:*Once they resurface*We were sandy, it seemed like a good way to clean off.
Nick:*spits water at Joe's face*
Joe:*kisses Nick*I love you baby boy.
Nick: I love you too Joey.*kisses his eye*
Joe:OW!*holds his eye*
Nick:Sorry!
Joe:Nicky, its okay. I have never seen you that angry, and I gotta say, it was so hot. I mean so arousing, I mean I am horny, like Davey. And it won't go away.
Nick:Who's Davey?
Joe:Nevermind. It doesn't matter.*runs his fingers through Nicks curls*You know I really can't wait till your afro springs up.
Nick:HEY!
Joe:*puppydog face*You punched me in the eye.
Nick:*wraps his arms around Joe's neck*
Joe:*wraps his arms around Nicks waist*I think you need to be punished, you did a lot of swearing back there.
Nick:*kisses Joe, bites his lower lip*Punish me
Joe:*moans*No. Thats your punishment.
I hate Ashley. Did you know I fell asleep while writing this, and I haven't slept in 37 hours, but nooooo I had to write for Ashley. Uh.
Kill me~Sarah
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RachelChanBilson: the last part made me happy the first not so much! and your dick jokes are so freaking funny, I always crack up reading them
xXHalieyWasHereXx: go to sleep you can write tomorrow ;DD loved it!
NewVixen18: Does this punishment mean no sex for Nick sad 4 him.... And no hatin sarah thanks for postin im sick and bored and need my Jick fix So thanks Ashley for makin her post-Shadonna
NICKJxomyheartbeat: Aw, Love it. I love you for posting. Hope you get better soon.<3
heathlovesjonas: gosh your funny this was amazing i love how you write girl loved loved loved the ep
peaches0201: You know you love me!!!!Davey said 'Psh!I so was not horny.'And then he ran to the bathroom.Carders little sister asked what horny ment so I sent her to talk to Ryan wile he's here!!!It was sooo funny.Jason said I looked like a bug becasue me eyes were so big!!!More please!!!:)))))
BEEvot: sad in the begining but happy end! :D sleep!! jeez, kid lol. seriously amazing though. get some sleep. :)
usctrojans4evr: SLEEP!!!! really good though. i like it when you're sick, you post more :)
xoxoJoeIsMyLifexoxo: lmfao. nice last part ;D haah. WOW. I thought Joe was actually going to leave! :O
corbinb22189: i loved it cant wait 4 the nxt 1
MindfreakJoBrosLover: aww i almost cried i thought joe was gonna leave update like now -Michelle
peaches0201: No problem!!!!
natalilovesjoick: post more! =]=]
bubblesxox33: loved it!!!! get SLEEP!!!!!
mscheekybabee: love it seriously, nick was angry, haha :D
xohellobeautifullxo: love love love ! Awwuh Jick ! Hah, Joe and his penis jokes :)
lOlajb55: i know this is really sad but im reading it again hahah but funny thing it says Nick:*punches Joe in the nose* Joe:*falls to the ground holds his eye* so.. thats weird nick punches joe in the nose and joe holds his eye mmm... now thats weird hahah
MallisaJonas1Jick2: great ep luved it as always. well back to annoying friends and homework
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