Eminem♥ - taking my ball (with lyrics) Video
Eminem]
Make my vocals sound sexy,
Come on man, come on man, okaaaay,
[Chorus]
It feels so wrong cos it feels so right,
but its all right, its ok with me,
ill do my steps all by myself,
I dont need nobody to play with me,
but if you just give me a chance,
i can put you in a trance the way I dance,
but dont nobody wanna play with me so Im
taking my ball and going home, hooome,
[Verse 1]
Im that guy man, shove a dime up in my hind end,
And crush it with my butt muscles as I cut vocals,
Slut poke holes in your shirt jump in mud puddles,
While I stomp mud holes in your ass girl lets cuddle,
Blood curdling on your girdle whatll,
I do for my next trick Im feeling wonderful,
I think I might just do something a little less subtle,
Shove a fucking Tonka truck up a little kids butt hole,
Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash Ambassador,
of the Valentines Day massacre slash assassin,
I slash her in ass with an icicle and leave her in a blood bath while I,
Put a catheter in and jump in the bath with her,
In my Spider-Man mask just imagine,
The fun I can have with a strap on,
Stick up a Kim Kardashians ass,
And make the bitch run a triathlon,
Are those pistachios? Damn id like to have some,
Laying on the patio man rolling a fat one,
Shady drop the magic marker put the cap on,
Goddamn man are you that much of an asshole.
[Chorus]
It feels so wrong cos it feels so right,
but its all right, its ok with me,
ill do my steps all by myself,
I dont need nobody to play with me,
but if you just give me a chance,
i can put you in a trance the way I dance,
but dont nobody wanna play with me so Im
taking my ball and going home, hooome,
[Verse 2]
I'm like Houdini,
Tuck my teeny, eenie, weenie between each,
one of my thighs and make it disappear like Houdini.
Make this shit disappear like Tara Ried in a bikini,
Believe me homie you don't know the meaning of a meanie.
They call me the fruit loop from Jupiter,
I'm tryna maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot, don't move or ya,
Might get it stuck up so fuckin' far up in your uvula,
You ain't gonna know what he was tryna do to your gloutius.
Totally tubular, sniffin' glue through a tube in the studio,
Now who do ya think is more fruitier?
Weenier's smothered in peanut butter,
Pudding on the tube of your eye shadow,
And that'd look nice, you shoulda seen it mother.
I think I put a piece of art on my Visa card,
Then I'll go beat Mischa Barton with some pleasing art?(i have no fucking idea)
And mosy on over to Rosie O'Donnell's, with McDonald's,
Jump in her lap and watch the Sopranos.
[Chorus]
It feels so wrong cos it feels so right,
but its all right, its ok with me,
ill do my steps all by myself,
I dont need nobody to play with me,
but if you just give me a chance,
i can put you in a trance the way I dance,
but dont nobody wanna play with me so Im
taking my ball and going home, hooome,
[Verse 3]
Shady what're ya doin' chewin' on a human?
Grab an aluminum bat and hide a clue in the back room,
And assumin' the fact that that dude's in the back room,
Usin' the bathroom, vacuumin' a raccoon,
Skewin' a rat, a cat, screwin' a baboon.
You shouldn't ask, "What is he doin' with that broom?".
You should be glad he ain't leave you full of stab wounds,
You in a trance, I'm back doing my dance, ooh.
But they're afraid I might get Sarah Palin,
By the hair and make her wear a bathin' suit and take her parasailin'.
Shady why do you gotta pick on the lady for,
Why you make her read 84 bed time stories to you and baby-tard?
'Cause I'm scared, there's monsters under my bed,
Kelly Pickler hid my juicebox under my bassinet,
No wonder my ass is wet, my diaper needs to be changed,
Do you like graffiti dike? Well I can pee-pee and write your name.
[Chorus]
It feels so wrong, does it feel so right? But its alright, it's okay with me.
I'll do my steps all by myself, I don't need nobody to play with me,
But if you just give me a chance, I can put you in a trance the way I dance .
But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm taking my ball and going home (home).
[Outro]
Fine...Nobody wants to play with me? Fuck you then...Bitch...Guys are always mean to me anyways...All they do is rub gum in my hair and stuff...You guys are going to make me sad...Im crying..Im gunna tell my mom...MOMMMMMMMM...
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xDParis: love it (L)
empnero2327: Now that youre spending most of your time at home anyway you could try making some extra cash online.. its pretty easy, just read the free lesson at soloemployee . com
SWKOTOR4: Eminem is the best rapper in the world and he's the only one who can rap with an accent and still be the best rapper in the world and that also makes him stand out. If your a true fan u wouldn't say stupid shit like he sucks because of his accent.
gingerninja351: litterly jizd in ma pants
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DCCobra33: ROFLMFAO eminem is my hero!!
wasnertwins: thats so good..I'm in love with that song♥ are you waitin for relapse 2,too Guys?? can't wait 'till it comes out!! SHADY!!
damANblue45: i have a question for all the real eminem fans like me. Do u like dis song because its great or because its eminem(answer honestly)? personally i hate this fucking song eminem please dont tell me this is what relapse 2 is all about n please dont tell me this is how u rap from now on after hearing this im afriad eminem has lost it PLEASE MASHALL COME BACK DONT BE A FUCKING FRUIT LOOP FROM JUPITER
muskymedinaa: Actually, I love this song. I adore the chorus. The accent, I will admit, is crazy annoying. But I love it. I love it twice as much though, because it's coming out of Eminems mouth*(:
lilkidmon: actually i do like the song, it is supposed to be sick humor like relapse, however relapse 2 will NOT be like this, he already made that clear, relapse was supposed to be like this, and this is a left over track from relapse, so of course it has the same relapse vibe to it, but yes i think this song is not bad, and its not becuz its eminem, the rhyme scheme is pretty sick, but yes i do prefer the MMLP approach
diabolicalshadyman: damANblue45 u absolutly right .............. buh i did hear DJ Whoo Kid talkin about relapse 2 and he said shady is back to the shady from back in the day the real maniacal shit hes suppose to be like a monster on this new album .... i dont like this song cuz its eminem or because its great its cuz its catchy lol
lilbitch95x: eminem is a GOD !
cnrweb: If you can say an accent is annoying enough to not enjoy his lyrics... your crazy...this is the maniacal shit that makes me love eminem with or without a crazy fucking accent you get used to it if you listen to him enough
cnrweb: yo...this is isnt eminem this is slim shady...go back to his lp and youll realize this is slimshady...and I love this song...and this was from the batch from relapse..not relapse 2 and if you dont know what im talking about then your not a real eminem fan in the first place
BluePlazma: Sing for the Moment is and always will be his best song. For the lyrics not for the music.
L13HolyUmbra: I love the accent he puts on his stuff, it's better than auto tune or sounding the same in every song
cnrweb: IThink that songs ok but hes had better like kill you or like anything from marsial mathers lp but like hip hops more than lyrics I love lyrics but hip hop is a culmination of a couple of parts and well yeah
CassconeyyyX: this song is da fukn bomb mayyn
damANblue45: thank you diabolicalshadyman i jus hope DJ Whoo Kid was right
divisions820: lmaaaooo "Why you make her read 84 bed time sstories to you and baby-tard"
cnrweb: hahahaha this fucker is crazy
GorryProductions: TRUE DAT
GorryProductions: Mmm, sounds good... Sarah Palin
diabolicalshadyman: there aint no one gona tell me shit bout slim speacially u cool party u a dumb ass bitch period !!!!! i bet you die your hair jus to look like him faggot haha. go listen to the infinite album mutha fucka then tell me when he was/is better his nu shits cheesy as fuck. we dont want eminem . WE WANT SLIM SHADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR MARSHAL BACK!!!
lolhahalol2: i like both, dont say we his infinite is absolutely one of his best lyrically and its deep, but i love all his songs, dont say we all want that
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