Halloween Bible Story Video

I know this is an utterly lame attempt at rhyming this time but if you tell me you dont like it I will cry. Do you want me to cry ??? DO YOU ?!

Inspired from Judges 19, the ``real story`` is here (from verse 17 on)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Judges+19&version=KJV

Lyrics :



Youve heard from the Bible about Lot, but you see
In there theres another more sinister story
About a man who was going to the house of the Lord
Along with a woman keeping him warm on the road
They were in need for a shelter and then, just in time
And old men took them in and offered them wine
But the fun time soon ends and true horror prevails
Wicked men from the city come with most evil claims
Give us this man to rape and abuse
This is our demand that you cannot refuse!
But the old man says No! , he is my guest
I cannot satisfy such ungodly request !
Take this woman instead, she is his concubine
Do with her what you want, doesnt she look fine ?
Maybe she criedor she begged or she put up a fight
As they tormented her they kept her all night
She was se free at the dawn and crawled back to the house
..tried to reach for the door as about to collapse
Morning came and her lover finally woke up
About to go on his way but as he checked out
He stumbled on her lying there at the door
He thought damn, my woman got done hardcore
He said babe, we must go, think you can walk and such?
But she was kinda dead so she couldnt talk much
So he took her with him back home to his house
Now dont judge him to, she wasnt even his spouse !
He took a knife and divided her parts really nice
Chopped her in pieces, twelve to be more precise
Which he scattered around through Israel
And the moral of the story is what the hell ?!

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jackab12: the bible claerly says that without excepting Jesus then you will go hell since everyone has sinned and without excepting Jesus in your life your sin will not be forgiven so you will go hell so yes he is all mighty but he also talks and tells us clearly what will get us to heaven and what won't

jhakhohbhy: geez why some people just dont believe in god.... just imagine our universe, how is it there, if it is from asteroids, gas etc., who built those asteroids, did it just appeared from tiny particles?and if it does appeared from tiny particles, who made the particles then? no answers for such question, why? because it is imposible, only god can do the impossible, and we humans cannot do the impossible. If you dont believe in god, to whom do u guys believe to then. denying god is denying ur life..

egliuutia: If that's your argument, then you're just a coward.

invisiblecharles: alright, who created god? who magically made this omnipresent, omnipotent, omniscient being? do you mean to tell me that this infinitely complex being just popped into existence?

splood5: This is so good! Keep it up :)

finnsia: You can't refer to something that is invalid. Since you can bring that up but I can also bring up many other immoral unethical things that you should be doing but aren't. All from the bible mind you.

TenaciousGGG: God isn't the answer to the infinite regress of the origins of the universe, he is one himself. Nothing complex can happen by chance, it MUST have a creator, that is the creationist logic. Which brings us to your so called god. An all knowing all powerful being who can wish things into being is ludicrously complex. Who made god? Who made the god creating god? Who made the god that creates the god creating gods? It's a new infinite regress. In this case, god is not the answer.

TenaciousGGG: Except that the original sin never actually happened. Adam and Eve did not exist, for if they were truly the only two people from which the rest of the world was populated, humanity would have died out from the rampant inbreeding, which would have resulted in us becoming so crippled with deformities and short life spans that the human race would not have prospered. So, factually speaking, Adam and Eve were absolutely NOT real. Then the original sin never happened. What did Jesus die for?

jhakhohbhy: I have nothing against you, if that's your belief then I have noting to do, but I know, things will happen along your way that will make you realize and change. You said that you believe in god before, what made you an atheist? If you can share it maybe I can also change my perspective i life. I'm just 23, so much more to learn in life :)

SEXUALTlGER: Ok i can convert you if you aloow me

Capt777harris: And then the SAS came in, and saved everyone.

jhakhohbhy: ok give it a try :)

Kablizzo: ... What I was learning in Church was not only subjective, actually, what I was learning in church I wasn't even learning anymore. You can only study one dammed book for so long before you get nothing new out of it. Anyway, the point is, it was hard letting go of my beliefs and scary because of the threat of hell looming over my head. But I learned how great life is and how short and precious our time here on earth is. And that's a great thing too! Even better than that feel good feeling IMHO

Kablizzo: You know what made me an Atheist? I used to "love Jesus", It felt good to think he had a plan for me and my afterlife was going to be great. I also loved School, especially Science and Math (I know, nerd, w/e). It worked for a while, both of them together. But after a while they conflicted. It was hard, really hard to give up my 'feel good' beliefs I got from church. But what sold me was all the great things I was learning through experiments and studying the experiments of other scientists...

JorickW89: Huh, I thought that Bible story first had the man giving up his virgin daughter for them to rape, then handing over the concubine when the men weren't, er, satisfied. Either way, it's fucked up. Another favorite fucked up Bible tale of mine is from 1 Kings 18:25-27. David wants to marry Saul's daughter. Saul demands 100 foreskins as payment. David goes out and killed 200 men and cuts off their foreskins (oops, miscounted a bit!), thus impressing Saul by doubling his request. Ain't love grand?

Alexrider02: I like to think of it as Saul giving him assurance that he is a complete badass. "You want 100 foreskins? Have 200. Keep the change." Then he would put on sunglasses and hop into his corvette and...what were we talking about again?

JorickW89: Oddly enough, that makes sense (until the sunglasses and corvette >_>). It's still a creepy story in any case.

baxterman: the town was gibiah if im not mistaken

gurololipop: I am going to send this to all my christian friends. And teachers. x3 And they shall watch it.

bobekem: You're amazing. nuff said

mihai2mn: nu prea are sens toata treaba asta :|

Grospoliner: I don't get the story really. So this traveler dude chopped up his dead woman who was just violently gang raped while he was asleep? I'd be very pissed at the old man for that. Or did the traveler throw her to the mob? Bible stories suck.

jaca1: Your so hot you should be doin porn

darkpersianuk: I used to be hardcore religious. I was brought up in a very strict religious group and we would study the bible to within an inch of it's life. Read it over and over again... and yet, I've never heard that story before! I had to go and look it up. It's totally brutal... and, if the bible is supposed to be God inspired, why would such a disgusting tale be included with no moral behind it?! I'm sooo glad I broke free from Christianity. So much of the book it's founded on is just sick.

MavenStillwater: once again, a womanly, logical masterpiece!

Author: ZOMGitsCriss; Uploaded: Nov 1, 2009; Duration: 1:37; Views: 24696

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