mario rap song(lyrics) Video

(lyrics to the mario rap song)
Its 1986 Im in the first grad
Im working really hard to get Mario lade
Ive got to save the princess so he could get the pussy
Believe me Mario will get that ass so fuck Luigi
Mario really wants to get her in bed
So bad that his busting up bricks with his head
He just wants sex
So forget the wedding bills
Jumping on little mushrooms and, and turtle shells
Dropping down green pipes and secrete passage ways
Making his move to the end where the final castle lays
Eat a magic mushroom grow ah little higher
Eat a white flower and spit balls of fire
All this creatures wont cut Mario some slack
Oh shit hold on Ill be right back
Im going to beat the game if it takes me all summer
Its got to be hard to get lade if youre a Plummer
Thats why Im going to work extra hard for my man
And get hem to the end so he could stop using his hand
Mario doesnt want to get het hell shrink
The princess wont fuck a little kid I think
So stay crown
And attend to your own
And eventually the princess will attend to youre bone
(Cores line)
Save the princess quick
Because she wants a dick
And if you let her free
You get the pussy
Save the princess quick
Because she wants a dick
And if you let her free
You get the pussy
(Mario song)
Bowsers trying to get head right now from the princess
But if its up to me that shit will stop this instance
Clod people throwing little spick animals
Green plants with teeth that attack like cannibals
I herd nobodies yet running the princesses oven
And Mario always said virgins I love em
I hate the kopa troopers so Im goanna run up
And jump on the back of there shells tell I get one up
Im ganna keep playing and Im never ganna quite
Cause some kid ate school told me you can see the princes tits
I want to beat it before any of my friends do
So I can say I put pussy upon Marios menu
At the end of etch level I jump and get the flag
And say to myself another castle in the bag
I hope Bowsers ready cause his in for a ride
And Mario is serious when it comes to homicide
The princess is a freak even though she has class
Mario will take a plunger and put it in her ass
I hate the canyons that shit at you constantly
And I hate platforms that fall out from below me
Its all worth wile
Just to see Mario smile
Standing next to the princesses butt naked profile
Thats why its my crusade
To get Mario lade
Super Mario brothers best game ever made
(Cores line)
Save the princess quick
Because she wants a dick
And if you let her free
You get the pussy
Save the princess quick
Because she wants a dick
And if you let her free
You get the pussy