Eminem - Hello (HQ) {lyrics} Video

Eminem - Hello (HQ) {lyrics}

Lyrics:

Hello (Hello) allow me to introduce myself! My name is.. Shady!! Its So nice to meet you. It's been a long time, im sorry I've been away so long! My name is!... Shhady! I never meant to leave you.

You see that chick in the gym checking me out?
Any second I'm bout to stick her neck in my mouth I lose a P!LL and I'm wrecklessly wrecking the house That was suppose to be Breakfast, where the heck is it now?
There's the necklace I lost, right next to Stephanie's blouse, Man I should check to see if my mom left any out, Nope, guess I'll re-route,
Maybe somewhere in the depths of the couch Oh! Jackpot! Yea, 'Open Sesame' mouth
Down the hatchet,the feeling, you can't match it, A rap-tap-tap on your door with the damn wratchet,
A tat-tac-tac a whore with a damn hatchet, A nap-sack-packed with like 40-some Xan-exs
Shorty come back, I'm tryin to score me some lapdances I'm bout to relapse so maybe pour me some Jack Daniels, Formula 40-40 and 40s with mad capsules
The bad apple spoils the bunch, and back at-ya

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Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello
And are you menstruating baby, my lil friend's waiting to say Hello
The way your titties are wiggling and your booty shakin like Jello
Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello

My equilibrium is off, must me the Lithium, I don't need to buy any drugs, man people give me 'em It just becomes everyday extracurriculum No reason in particular, it was strictly fun
A fifth of rum and two bottles of 151 51 people asleep in my damn living room
Scuse me hun? But what is your name, Vivian? I woke up next to ya naked and uh, did we umm?
Of course we did, but didn't I strap Jimmy hun? I'm looking for the torn wrapper but there don't seem to be one
No offense baby girl I don't mean any harm
But disease is something I'm trying to keep my penis free from, I find the Package And I'm cool, I immediately run, like Speedy Gon- Zalez to see if I see anyone
Who might have a couple of threes, I'm fiending for some My head is pounding to the beat of the drum

[Chorus:]
Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello
And do u happen to have anything on you that make my mood Mellow
Some are oval and some are pink, some are blue and some are just yellow Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello

Oh, those were the days, they certainly were, It's hurtin me to know that I'll be closing that curtain for good
(Word-word, chi-word-word, chi-word-chi-chi-word)
I second that and a third, rush to emergency sur- -gery to try to flush me because of the drugs that he purchased,
He's no loner getting the three-hundred bucks for these Perc-adiins, Buster's getting to be where he lustfully surged it in,
Pain is hitting his knee, and his muscles 'be hurtin him' Tirelessly on the phone tryin to rustle up, muscle relaxers-
for his back and a couple of packs Since, now he's doubling back-wards and he stumblin back
Slipped and fell, hit his back-bone, heard something go crack, Now he's up in the bathroom like he's busting a nad
Almost ended it that soon, because of the fact, I'm just busting my own chops while I'm bustin a rap
Resuscitated and re-juiced so fuck it, I'm back..

[Chorus:]
Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello
And do u happen to have anything on you that make my mood Mellow
Some are oval and some are pink, some are blue and some are just yellow Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello

And so I'm sayin..
Hello (Hello) allow me to introduce myself! My name is!... Shhady!!
its So nice to meet you! It's been a long time, im sorry I've been away so long!
My name is!... Shhady! I never meant to leave you...(yeah. Its like starting over.. A clean slate..)