Flabby Hoffman Cartoonage - TV Series Clip 13.mpg Video

This is a very special clump of clips from the Flabby Hoffman Cartoonage archive, and by "special" I mean Special Ed. There are so many things in this world you could be doing that are both more rewarding and more entertaining than watching this clip. Those items include (but are not necessarily limited to): Ice Skating on a rink made of frozen spunk, double circumcising adult penises to raise money for nad cancer awareness, learning how to spell your name in the Cyrillic Alphabet, getting a perm for your pubes, performing as a giant piece of toast covered in milk for an all milk toast live version of the movie Amistad, learning how to hustle pool from a tadpole, writing a serious limerick about the widespread and growing problem of homelessness, keeping your friends close and your enemies closer, waking up before your good friend Go-Go's, blaming things on others that you are clearly in part responsible for, destroying curiosity and detailed historical perspectives throughout your entire society, turning whipped cream cans upside down and sucking all the nitrous out in one hit, living one or two aspects of the entirety of La Vida Loca, joining the Ashlee Simpson Fan Club, drinking and eating through your nose holes and turning skid marks into art pieces. But if you prefer to waste even more of your precious time watching yet another pile of useless and senseless drivel then go ahead and be my guest. Flabby Hoffman's Cartoonage will be your huckleberry.