X FACTOR PANTO CHAOS 001 Video

Rehearsals of the X FACTOR CHRISTMAS PANTO (an art-house creation by those enfants-terrible 'John and Edward' entitled 'Jacques et Michelle and the big, bloated, beanstalk', their allegory concerning the corruption endemic in the ego-rich 'Showbiz' world of TV today), were halted due to a terrifying interruption to their squealings. Simon Cowell was so enraged by their siily antics up there on stage that he morphed into his 'not very nice' alter-ego (that being The Anti-Christ) and set his 'attack monkey' on them. The two little boys (dressed up as mermaids, at the time?) did not stand a chance and were blown away to some twelfth rate virtual reality show in the future. The two-horned beast just vibrated with anger for a good twenty minutes and then went off to count money...... If you are in need of an idea for a Christmas present to give your loved ones, pets, neighbours, enemies, strangers you meet etc. why not give them a copy of 'Backpacking with Brian' by Bryn Parry it is nothing like the X FACTOR but it can be bought at www.authorhouse.co.uk for £8.30. If you want to read the covers go to http://www.authorhouse.co.uk/BookStore/ItemDetail~bookid~56612.aspx if you can't be bothered to buy it please ask your local library to 'get it in' for you... give me a break!