Resident Evil 5: The Mercenaries (split-screen) - SS rank on Experimental Facility (unread-about!) Video

8th and final episode: Experimental Facility, where the large number of explosions, peeled-up freaks, inventory management issues and various other hazards (along with some more agreeable longe-range shooting opportunities) all endorse my resolve to indulge in one of my favourite activities, i.e. minimizing effort. M87 once again proves to be of great help for my endeavour by revelling in his (almost) flawless slaughter in spite of every danger I've mentioned plus that of spending the rest of the round lying on his back, on top of a combo bonus chest, due to a glitch caused by one of the aforenamed explosions. Soundtrack: Wesker's themes from RE1 & RE4, Day Tripper by The Beatles, the SSBB remix of Midna's Desperate Hour (B87's selection) and that of Live and Learn (M87's choice).

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Disclaimer: the following (but then it's generally situated beside or above its description, not below) is a split-screen, old-fashioned SS rank with non-systematic melee (most kills achieved by gunfire, as the helicopter pilot would put it) and random background music. This was done by average players, definitely not the 900,000 type, so don't watch if you're looking for high scores. Also, please don't comment if you're going to say that we ought to eliminate every enemy in hand-to-hand combat (we don't want to) or that you can do sooo much better than us (we know you can, only we don't care). If you can't help giving us some advice, we will gladly take it (even if we don't really intend to improve our gaming), though only if it actually reads like you're willing to help us and not to boast about your superior skills. Thanks in advance.