Jesus Christ Fantasy Superstar Video
Honestly guys, this is just Jimbo messing around having fun. Hopefully not to many of my subs find these little humorous skree's I tend to go on all that annoying.
They're good for my soul and they help keep from getting bogged down in Youtube drama. Anyway, criticism is welcomed, acknowledgement that you liked it if you did like it is encouraged as always.
see you guys in the next video.
Jimbo
Vote for your choice of winner in this epic battle by leaving a comment in support of your champion!
The battle is on!!
supermanlives1973: Gandalf...
amandarandom89: The ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny :)
amandarandom89: Gandalf of course. He came back form the dead to kick ass and take names, Jesus came back from the dead to go back to heaven.
Teleprompter4Life: Gandalf the White!
dalejr88: Thunderf00t's neck will win
ogjimkenobi: LOL, WTF! I literally laughed out loud when I read that.
ogjimkenobi: Ooooh, that would be one fucked up trick for Jesus to employ in a battle wouldn't it? Turn somebody's blood into wine right there on the spot, that's cold, Gandalf better be on his toes.
Savaga: I'd go with Gandalf the White. He's actually seen battle, whereas Jesus just walked around and performed parlor tricks.
sevenahm: The event is canceled after it is revealed that Gandalf and Jesus Christ ARE THE SAME PERSON!
MoreSciFiThanScience: You could search some D&D forums for some character stat sheets for Jesus and Gandalf and get two players to duel them.... Gandalf I know has been done as an NPC but I would guess Jesus would be hard to assign powers and stats to depending on if you count him as a god and if he gets old OR new testement powers - Plague of Locusts would be an awesome attack :)
ogjimkenobi: That's an awesome idea! If anybody else has any knowledge about this let me know. And actually, there was somebody in the LOR chatroom the other day that was creating quests for a D and D style online game, who was that.... Anyway that would be an awesome attack, someone else had suggested Jesus could potentially turn Gandalf's blood into wine killing him on the spot. Now that would be one sick ass manuever.
ogjimkenobi: Lol.
PraiseShemp: After HIS resurrection, Jesus had a guy stick his finger into Jesus' new body holes. After HIS resurrection, Gandalf kicked megaloads of evil ass. Track record has Gandalf at about a trillion to one.
ApemanD: Jesus has a serious handicap. All Gandalf would need is some lumber, a hammer and a handfull of nails. What? Crucifixion is like kryptonite to that Jesus guy. XD
Cade57: Had a look online, opinion seem to be Jesus is only a level 12-15 cleric, special ability to talk to god, and high dex + charisma stats and high skills in bluff and diplomacy. Or a level one commoner with a mental problem. Either of this are going to get owned by Gandalf
TheRealACvideos: Jesus goes down in history as the worlds most evil con artist, causing millions to surrender their property, obedience, and lives to satisfy the worship cravings of a fictional character. The other fictional character Gandalf defeated evil, and entertained the multitudes, so i vote for him.
kshackleton: Gandalf
ladyabaxa: Gandalf, obviously. He actually returned after death and did stuff to better the world.
smhussain62: I know it's just pretend but would pay to watch Gandalf giving Jesus a crossface chickenwing suplex. JESUS: Gandalf, why dost thou persecuteth me? GANDALF: Fool of a Took!!
ChristianIce: I bet after being kicked by gandalf jesus will cheat as usual saying that he is dying for saving us all. Men, i hate cheaters!
ginganz13: Jesus daren't come back - he would take one look at how the population has exploded since last time and realise just how much more sin he would have to die for this time. We'd have to sacrifice him 20-30 times a day just for the last Bush administration.
laraesque: You are clearly enjoying yourself, ogjim. Was that a screen shot of the Vanguard promo material in there? I'm placing my vote on Gandalf. He was a lot nicer to animals.
laraesque: "Jesus is only a level 12-15 cleric" Very funny!
ceezmad1: @TheRealACvideos Actually the con artist was Paul the first pope. He is the one that created the Cult decades after Jesus allegedly died.
stocktakerbillybob: plus the jesus spell book is very sparse, what good is water into wine? waterwalking, resurrect and enchant simply aren't combat magic. gand got some magic missiles and fireballs fo' yo hippy ass jman!
Author: ogjimkenobi; Uploaded: Oct 31, 2009; Duration: 2:3; Views: 624
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