Congratulations Freestyle Video

Lyrics: the thing in umm parenthesis is to help u understand better lol. not sayin u dumb i just dont want people to think my lines dont make sense as in da sense im dumbin it down .. ok:)

Congratuations Freestyle
How am i so good at what i do?
maybe because i am odder than the # of lines in a haiku( 5 -7 - 5 which is all odd numbers plus 17 in total is odd)
and every line you might catch like the flu
so my flow so cold all u can say is " Achoo"
then it spreads like a hooker's legs
and you feel defeat(the feet) like where the homeless begs(u get it)
but me I'm at the top and that's where i plan to stay
all ya Lil Rascals got me like "otay"
but i'm okay and feeling a lil to well
because i'm spittin bar after bar i could make a prison cell
and maybe one day i can be Wayne status
but right now i'm spitting fire and ignite(Knight ) not like Gladyus(possibly spelled wrong SO! WHAT)
and also one of the illest you could ever hear
for some bucks could i hit ya deer?(lol a buck is a deer i believe)
and if you look good you can have all my paper
i would plant ya in my farm in my state bein a good neighbor(lame but statefarm... the insurance company i think that is there motto)
so if you want dis come and get it
and i want both hands on you like the hour and the minute( self explanatory)
i know i'm just gibbering to get wit you
money no problem so what it do( due)
i know i went off topic on this
just always rapping like elves on Christmas
and i hope you liked my verses
all rhymes out the pocket no purses
so dont go to sleep on me like a pillow can(i know makes no sense but i didnt wanna rhyme man twice)
because i'm throwing away these garbage rappers I'm the trash man