10 Things I Hate About You - 01x01 Video

WOOT CHAPTER ONE!

Ashleys POV

I was driving to school with my sister in the passenger seat telling me about how hot Matt is, and how close she is to dating him. Argg I wanted to hit her so bad! Matt is nothing but a piece of crap! We finally found a car park, I was about to drive in it until this motor bike drove right in it. I knew who it was as soon as I saw little miss Miley Cyrus hanging off the back of his chest. Nick Jonas. He is the most annoying thing at this school. All he does is sit in class and plot ways to kill people, he spends his Saturdays in back allys slitting peoples necks just for the sake of it. Okay, maybe he doesnt but I bet ya he does!. I found any other car park and marched right up to Nick and his gang. I dont see why everyone is so afraid of them, there just a bunch of people who wear gay Red and Black bandanas (Pauses) who also kill people. I marched over to them to see the usual, Miley standing with Nick. Joe flirting with Demi, Demi ignoring him, and some other people I dont know.
Me: What the hell is wrong with you (I yelled at Nick)
Nick: (Laughs) Look who comes running back.
Me: I wouldnt touch you with a ten foot pole!
Nick: Thats not what you said last night.
He winked. I was so angry! I marched away and looked back to see the other boys high fiving him and the girls giggling. The bell went so I walked into class, great, English, with my favourite teacher! Mr.Morgen was such a sexist pig! I walked in, and passed Matt.
Matt: Mr. Morgan, is there any chance we could get Kat to take her Midol *before* she comes to class?
Mr. Morgan: Someday, you gonna get bitch-slapped and I'm not gonna do a thing to stop it
Everyone laughed as I took my spot. Mr. Morgan was cool sometimes, othertimes. A totally pig! We were about 15 minutes into the lesson until we herd a door slammed. I looked over to see none other then Nick Jonas standing in the doorway walking in.
Mr. Morgan: Mr. Jonas, finally you grace us with your presence.
Nick: Waiting for the right time to do my grand entrance sir.
Mr. Morgan: Sit you ass down boy.
I rolled my eyes, Nick Jonas got away with everything. All he does is sit in class and do nothing, no tests, no assignments, no exams. Nothing. I work my butt off to get the grades I do, everyone in the class does. He is soo annoying, he is all my sister can talk about. Omg, he is soo cute Omg I wish I was hes trampoline, so he could bang me everyday. That was defiantly the saying that made me sick. I mean yeah hes cute, funny, (pause) NO! He is not!
Mr. Morgan: Ashley, Miss. Anderson!
Me: Huh?
Nick: Stop dreaming about me! Seriously.
The whole class laughed.
Me: Why would I dream about you, you have the smallest dick in the school.
The whole class laughed again, even Mr. Morgan.
Mr. Morgan: Now class, what we are going to do for a next assignment is going to be pretty easy, just write a poem. One poem, But, it cant be about sport, or eating or shopping. It has to be about what your feeling. Does anyone have any problems.
I put my hand up.
Mr. Morgan: Miss. Anderson, what do you have against my teachings now?
Me; Nothing, I was just wondering how long it had to be. I think its a great assignment. I really look forward to writing it.
Mr. Morgan: Get out.
Me: What?
Mr. Morgan: Get out of my class.
See what I mean, he is a totally dick! I got my things and walked out of class pissed as usual. Let me give you a low down about Nick Jonas. Nick Jonas is a pig! He has been in jail at least 3 times and sold one of his livers for a steering wheel on the black market. I hate him! All he does is Nothing! The boy does nothing!

Nick POV.
Hah! Ashley cracks me up, She is so uptight through, all she cares about is grades, grades, grades, grades. She needs to get a life. I was walking in the cafeteria as usual everyone cleared the way, (laughs) I love people being afraid of me. I sat down at my table next to my girlfriend Miley, I didnt really like her but she is hot as. She sat on my lap and we made out until my bestfriend Joe starting making gag noises and I threw my water at him and everyone laughed. I love my life, its great. But, I wish I didnt have to watch my dad die. He is the only reason I am in the gang I am in. Him and Frankie, see, if your parents were in a gang, one of their children would automatically be in the gang, and I dont want Frankie in one. I dont want his life to turn out like mine.
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