Bad romance parody: want Holidays Banned!

want holidays banned the malls a horror and so are the lines no lights on my lawn baby only land mines those christmas songs songs songs songs play all day long no tree to leave needles all over my floor relatives better not come knock on my door no not this year year year year ive made it clear im not going shopping im not sending cards out i want it BANNED BANNED YES dont want no carols no wrapping paper mess holidays should be banned oh hell yes sick of the shopping and im sick of the ...
Author: acomplexmetaphor; Tags: lady gaga parody bad romance free bitch baby vicky victoria kaplan joke christmas xmas chunukah hannukah kwanza song cute sexy bbw impersonater holidays eve new years rarararoma roma oolala


















