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Sparkly Picnic

Don't ask... I was just bored. Adj. 1. sparkly - marked by high spirits or excitement; "his fertile effervescent mind"; "scintillating personality"; "sparkling conversation"; "a row of sparkly cheerleaders" -- bubbling, scintillating, sparkling, effervescent -- lively - full of life and energy; "a lively discussion"; "lively and attractive parents"; "a lively party"
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Zombies have feelings, too.

We were shooting scenes for a zombie movie, and we wanted to get some close shots of the zombies reactions. They get put down, humiliated, and generally abused by the humans(off camera). Chris (zombie) was a good sport and a superb actor.
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Figure 8 psychopath

If you see this man, shoot him in the face. Don't hesitate. After that, take his wallet. Then, go and enjoy a nice strawberry sundae!! YaY!!
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Jerk To Enterprise

When God and Satan play full-contact golf, they are both dreaming about The Jerkface Chronicles. SATAN: "If I make this putt, I get The Netherlands." GOD: "You're on, SCRO!" SATAN: "Ha ha, I don't really want it!" GOD: "After this, you wanna grab a 12 of Keystone Ice and watch The Jerkface Chronicles?" SATAN: "Hell yeah! I'll tell my wife we went to Home Depot for some stuff she's so gullible" ... joeshirtman joe baker jerkface jerk face funny stupid dumb weird bizaar video movie silly strange ...
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