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Les Dawson (2nd February 1931, Collyhurst, Manchester, Lancashire - 10th June 1993), aged 62, was a popular English comedian, remembered for his deadpan style, curmudgeonly persona and jokes about his mother-in-law and wife. In 1989 Dawson, in a state of obvious distress, left his dressing room at the Sunderland Empire Theatre, vowing never to work in the building again. He never gave a reason why nor revealed what had caused him to panic; however, the building is reputedly haunted by the ...

Author: plagalcadenze; Tags: Les Dawson (1931-1993)

hella ugly woah hoo my school really has girls that are that ugly they are hella big the girls in my house dont like me she said she wants a husband thats more handsome why are they so massive [GOAT] I fell in love with a mien girl She had the hairest thiet in world I wish miens girls wernt so fat Why are they so rude like they were blacks I love mackenzies wife, I wanna tap that But she is 2times the sizes of pat Now why is that? Somebody tell me why? Mien girls are only beautiful to the ...

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Pat has problems running the hotel without his wife Sara's help, as she's in hospial. Miss Hubbard is the only one helping him out. Pat tries to entertain some German guests, but they find his jokes about the war very offensive. He tells George Lancaster that Germany started World War 2 and that they invaded Poland. Miss Hubbard asks him desperatley to do something British like Jimmy Cagney but he does a Adolf Hitler impression which goes too far. CAST: Postman Pat - Basil Miss Hubbard - ...

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funny joke the joke was the hornny husband the wife are looking for a pasword for Gmail and the hornny husband tyipt in my dick and it side not long enough and too short

Author: 45awsomeboy; Tags: xtranormal Gmail

Mikey Way = The husband who returns from war Frank Iero = His wife (lol) Gerard Way = The "Husbands" brother Ray Toro & Bob Bryar = The kids No, it's NOT A REAL movie ya know. I wish it would be, I sure would watch it. It would be the movie of the year! lol Enjoy my imagination. xoxo *ALL CREDIT TO MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, MIKEY WAY, FRANK IERO, RAY TORO, BOB BRYAR, GERARD WAY etc. AND THEIR RESPECTIVE LABELS!!! AND THE OWNER OF THIS MOVIE!!! I OWN NOTHING!!!!* PS IM NOT TRYING TO OFFEND ANYONE ...

Author: Peglol96; Tags: My Chemical Romance Gerard Way Mikey The Brothers movie trailer Frank Iero Bob Bryar Ray Toro

How a wife shouldn't parallel park in a dark lane in icey conditions (Joke Hunnie). We were saved - no doubt - couldn't even start to tell you how I feel about this event...we were looked after. End of...

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Husband & Wife visiting marriage counselling

Author: signHumor; Tags: ASL Joke

Sometimes it feels like the worlds on my shoulder, everyones leanin' on me. Sometimes it feels like the worlds almost over, but then she comes back to me. Verse 2; My baby girl, keeps getting older, i watch her grow up with pride. People make jokes, cause they dont understand me, they just dont see my real side. I act like shit dont phase me, inside it drives my crazy, my insecurities could eat my alive. But then i see my baby, suddenly im not crazy. It all makes sense when i look into ...

Author: GemLB123; Tags: eminem halies song

Gray take you Joseph Adam Jonas L: I Elizabeth Gray take you Joseph Adam Jonas P: to be my lawfully wedding husband in sickness and worse until death do us part L: to be my lawfully wedding husband in sickness and worse until death do us part I put the ring on his finger I felt smiles coming from everywhere. I felt a tear slide down my cheek. P: I declare Husband and Wife you may kiss the bride Joe wiped my tear and kissed me. Flowers fell and everyone clapped. When we stopped kissing I ...

Author: peacelovemusic123456; Tags: TWO WORLDS SEASON CHAPTER 33

HUSBAND TELLS A STORY ABOUT HIS WIFE TO A STRANGER

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