Sartorial Tutorial

a bra is quite a well-known stunt For enhancing women's looks; while men can shove some down the front Of their underpants to compensate for anything they lack. Though beware - they look disturbing if you shove them down the back! Never wear a belt with trousers if they're low-cut at the back And you want to flash a thong, or to display a little crack, But be careful bending over, for some dodgy people like To grab any opportunity they see to park a bike. Do have pity for that chap you ...
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