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the rules are the rules...and you must OBEY!
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the rules are the rules...and you must OBEY!
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A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer -- down your pants! Words to live by from Esquire Magazine as read by the Rev. Paperboy
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My brother and I were born three years apart on the same day. Clearly, my parents are a little too organized.
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Rules are important because without them life is a meaningless, formless chaotic mess -- and the universe does not provide maid service.
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The path to enlightened living with your guide, Rev. Paperboy

These are the Rules that apply to every man's life. They have stood the test of time and have been bound between the covers of a book by Esquire. They are, therefore, true.
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these are the rules that apply to every man's life. They have stood the test of time and have been bound between the covers of a book by Esquire Magazine. They are, therefore, true.

the rules 133-149 as read from "The Rules - a man's guide to life" by Esquire Magazine