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Yes, ladies and gentlemen, that's right! After weeks of delays and hopefully, your patient waiting, IT'S FINALLY HERE: nextg Poop Remix! In Part 1, many people (and animals) have nightmares and even have their ASSES (*BONUS...?*) put to sleep. Fellow Americans who oppose such serious practices congregate at town hall meetings...and the rest you'll just have to see to believe! Enjoy the first installment of this long-awaited half-hour special! Part 2 will hopefully come to within the next few ...

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Yes, it's almost here! Already we've heard the excited talk about the newest half-hour special (the first since November 2007's "Half-Hour of Happy") and this is MAYBE a taste of what you'll see. Part 1 is over halfway done...it'll be up within the next week. Stay tuned! ©2009 nextg Entertainment PS Please welcome back Warner Music Group to youtube. Hopefully everything is settled between the two parties and the mass muting/pulling of vids will be discontinued. Meaning I won't need to re ...

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In this follow-up to the "Carlton Pwned!" sequence from "Something to Do with nextg Poop," Will and company finally go down to clean up Mr. Whimper's glue factory. However, not everything goes as planned... (NOTE: THIS IS A SUPPLEMENTARY EPISODE AND NOT PART OF THE OFFICIAL nextg POOP CANON) ©2009 nextg Entertainment PS REPOOPING STRONGLY ENCOURAGED provided you post the result as a response to this one. PPS nextg Poop Remix Part 1 is in progress as we speak! Watch for it some Friday soon on ...

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IM Meen [known in some circles as immeen.with.10.heads] has to see the Special Man to educate himself before he goes to Mr. Whimper's glue factory. Come join the Gremlins as they enjoy themselves throughly with this and other classic movie moments! And you won't wanna miss the climactic finale! Let 'er have it...WITH NOOOO PROBLEM!!! ©2009 nextg Entertainment Note: Due to technical glitches and other problems beyond my control, this episode was not uploaded until today. sorry... PS The only ...

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A Public Service Announcement from your Friendly Neighorhood Pooper. "Something to Do with nextg Poop," hopefully, next Friday. We promise you, this will be our best nextg Poop since "Don't Tell Me nextg Poop Don't Matter!" (oh yeah, and one more thing, it's taking so freaking long to upload a freaking 6.7 MB file. might have to reset my router to get it back up and running as normal again. :P crazy times)

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Well, here's what technically is the fourth and final part of the nextg/VSN collaboration (it's labeled as an "Addendum" because VSN already added a credit sequence in the last part), which I tentatively titled "At the Crossroads of Poop and Space." Although I don't want to say that this one sucks ASS (*BONUS?*), it's seriously not my best work ever. And even though there were about 1 or 2 brilliant parts, which I'll let you, the home audience, find, I just don't seem as proud of this as ...

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This time around instead of just mingling about the description of the video, I feel obligated to express my views about some recent events in the entertainment world. As you know, a quartet of famous individuals have passed away within the course of a week: Ed mcmahon, the longtime sidekick of Johnny Carson (who himself died in 2005); Farrah Fawcett, one of the original Charlie's Angels; Michael Jackson, who really needs no further explanation and, even though I haven't been too much a fan ...

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You see what happens, Larry? You see what happens when crazy men start smashing cars with no regard for personal safety? You see what happens when shoes get thrown? You see what happens when an ordinary family gets ambushed? This is what happens! Thanks to deevfactors for contributing clips. ©2009 nextg Entertainment PS One more thing...although I personally don't think that this is my BEST poop in a while, I can assure you that the NEXT ONE WILL BE! Negativity is not a pillar of nextg ...

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WHY CHANGE? ©2009 nextg Entertainment PS Newest, latest (but not necessarily the greatest...reasons later) episode of nextg Poop to be uploaded later today! I'd do it now, but I need some sleep. XP

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It's a little late, but Brillemeister is back—and if you haven't seen his vids, SEE THEM, THEY KICK ASS (*BONUS!*) I was going to try and emulate his unique style but this ended up being not so, for reasons included, but not hampered on too much, in this vid. So, IF YOU ASK ME, THIS IS NOT MY BEST QUICKIE. But there are legitimate reasons why. I don't want to call too much attention to it here, so just enjoy this one—after all, it is meant to be enjoyed—and hope that I can get out of this ...

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