rip me off a paper towel
happy thanksgiving :-P You warm me up when I'm feeling down Ya cooked an egg this morning Brought the bacon from a far off town Ya should've gave me a warning I didn't understand that I had to be a man to get the shit through my bowels Yanno I like it when ya make me brunch, but baby grab the paper towels Cause toilet tissue done failed me That shit's too thin I can't wipe it again I'm gonna stain my fingers brown Tell me Do you like my skin caucasion, then, well spin me off a paper towel ...
