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Researchers conducting the Friendster excavation say the site has been deserted since the year 2005 AD

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Adult readers say they are drawn to the 'Green Man' children's book series by the complexity of its characters ranging from yellow to blue.

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The DEA says Lil Wayne is an indispensable weapon against Mexican drug cartels having eradicated 40 tons of marijuana alone by smoking it himself.

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Panelists discuss whether there is an epidemic among young people today who get stoked over everything from free keychains to tacos.

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11 year old Thomas Demming visits Today NOW! with the magical friend he hid for weeks in his bedroom closet.

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Officials say the President's home teleprompter is simply a tool to make sure pillow talk with Michelle or conversations with his Mother-In-Law go smoothly.

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Ford says the '93 Taurus is the only car to drive in 2010, and they think Americans will have no other choice but to agree.

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Honors student Rebecca Bunten died in the crash today, leaving the nation to wonder why the grisly experience of burning alive was not reserved for...

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People are breathing a sigh of relief today for the long-suffering spectators' sudden deaths, and for the total elimination of the Clippers' roster off the face of the earth.

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Anna Stephenson stops by Today NOW! to show parents of girly sons costume tips to survive Halloween without accentuating their child's already obvious homosexuality.

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