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HOLY FUCK THESE FUCKING DRIVERS CAN EAT A DICK AND SO CAN THE PEOPLE WHO DESIGN THE ROADS YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME WTF MY PANTS AND TAKE DOWN YOUR GODDAMN CHRISTMAS LIGHTS YOU LAZY RICH BASTARDS

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Holy balls! I went to my friend Steven's house, and there wasn't really anything to do during 5-degree weather other than watch movies and play video games. So that's what we did! We had lots of laughs. But getting anywhere when it's this cold is a PAIN IN THE ASS!

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I show you my new puppy named Zoey, go Christmas shopping, struggle to survive walking past Abercrombie & Fitch, show you the wacky inside of a Toyota Prius, and eat stuff in the car.

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I salute all of you people dealing with finals! So I put these 5 tips together. Forgive me if I reiterate myself like 5 different ways when explaining the last one. It's a little difficult to translate.

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NOW it works...freaking youtube. I just can't get some of my videos to upload. I'm calling it quits until around Dec. 17

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YAY we signed the lease for the apartment! Much of this I recorded just to illustrate my love for sitting in a car and watching the world go by as we drive. Identify the movie quote at the beginning and you win an electronic pizza!

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Yes, I ended up making two vlogs today. I fear that the more knowledgeable I become, the more resistant I become to emotions, both good and bad. I become more rigid and adamant with time as I learn to expect the unexpected. Is this good or bad? Give me your answer in the comments.

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YES I actually did 2 vlogs in the same day. Allan told me to do another one, so I did, and so there. I had been studying for a long time, so I finally took a break to bullshit with Dave and Harshith.

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I tried to upload a longer version of this before. It was 11:52 long. Youtube rejected it, just like they said they would reject anything longer than 10 minutes! CURSES, FOILED AGAIN. I just improv on the piano again, with some emo chords this time CUZ I'M EMO AN IR CUT MAISELFS AND SEA TEH BLUDZ AND LISSIN TOO PANIK AT THA DISCOS...And a special surprise toward the end for you Strongbad lovers

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This one's pretty legit. I go shopping in the evening...when it's already dark (sadface) but before that I kill a bunch of annoying flies...5 of them to be exact

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