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Be forewarned, you must be at least as tall as golf legend Lee Travino to watch Flabby Hoffman's Cartoonage. Additionally those who are pregnant in the ass from having been artificially inseminated by aliens or who have been diagnosed with sepsis or acid reflux should seek a doctor's advice before attempting to watch these fowl and contemptible cartoons. We warn you not because we have to, not because the state in an effort to censor and eliminate divergent thought from the mainstream ...

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This is a very special clump of clips from the Flabby Hoffman Cartoonage archive, and by "special" I mean Special Ed. There are so many things in this world you could be doing that are both more rewarding and more entertaining than watching this clip. Those items include (but are not necessarily limited to): Ice Skating on a rink made of frozen spunk, double circumcising adult penises to raise money for nad cancer awareness, learning how to spell your name in the Cyrillic Alphabet, getting a ...

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Here again is yet another composite from the archives of the Flabby Hoffman Cartoonage collection. This particular cluster of non-sense was produced shortly after people started to recognize that the big lie was being perpetrated in a big way by you know who and his gang of usual suspects. There were a lot of undies clenched in bunches all along the shadowy backrooms along beltway where the demigods meet to carve up their slaughtered calves when word of the Flabby Hoffman's Cartoonage ...

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The Flabby Hoffman Cartoonage has never been accused of being an over produced, glitzy, homogenized and sanitized effort. In fact, the hallmark if there is one that unifies all the Cartoonage is its utter lack of any signs of professionalism. No these are all clearly works of mischief in which the production values are afterthoughts. Its the free expression brought on by the lack of structure, the stream of consciousness that working outside the strictures of the pre-conceived notions of ...

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Flabby Hoffman's Cartoonage is not just your average run of the mill under-produced, cheesy looking pile of toxic waste. Its a premium version of those things. These are clips that have aired on the Flabby Hoffman TV series, a series that has aired in Chicago since 2004. If you feel bad after watching this short clip and are feeling sorry for yourself, just think about the poor people of Chicago who have been treated to 275 or so hours worth of stuff like this. And while its true that there ...

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Its a special "toke up and get plastered" edition of Flabby Hoffman's Cartoonage this time out of the box. This time we take totally hidden videotapes of your sister in the shower and show her "tending the beehive" as it were. Also we have a lot of people who are upside down in their mortgage collected in a movie clip we call "The Poseidon Debenture." You think that's all, you'd be a foolish nerd to think we'd stop there. We talk to Governor Arn Old Schwarzenocareer about his recent foray ...

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While Flabby Hoffman's Cartoonage clips might not win any beauty contests, they might win some "booty" contests. Fact is that not a whole lotta people win beauty contests anyway. Most of us have to contend with the fact that our society has been structured to vilify things with physical beauty and athletic prowess above all else. Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen in fact were the perfect American couple in that regard. The only thing that might have kept them from being officially anointed ...

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In the world of Flabby Hoffman Cartoonage, nothing is as it seems. You could be watching some filthy tidbit like the bit where Snagglepuss gets gender reassignment surgery or the bit where former Attorney General John Ashcroft is put into Abu Gharib and forced to where a pair of short shorts made out of battery acid and then smoke a pole made out of liquid nitrogen, and think its a brilliant bit of comedy. But what's really happening is, we are breaking down the barriers that your handlers ...

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You must be at least this tall (hold your hand up to the level of your taint) in order to ride the Flabby Hoffman's Cartoonage ride. Pregnant women and those with a heart condition should seek the medical advice of a witch doctor before watching anything by or containing Flabby Hoffman. You might think this video is nauseating and worthless, but the truth is that you're jealous (and worthless). You're jealous of all the talent we've got and the zippo talent that you have. You should rename ...

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More Flabby Hoffman Cartoonage to help rot your brain into oblivion and back. This batch includes some of the most repulsive, vile, disturbing, inbred crapulence since Tinkerbelle was knee high to a microphallus. Its a total suck fest. But what's great is that a chote smoking bitch blazer such as you really doesn't deserve a whole lot more than that, so its a match made in heavin (as in "we're not leavin til we're heavin"). So what do you get when you combine moronic material with useless ...

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