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Your name's Kurt? Oh yeah.

Your name's Kurt? Oh yeah.

Me picking up my friend's saber, then going off and killing people with it.

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He's got mad Jedi skills.

He's got mad Jedi skills.

This is my friend, Ryan, doing his thing.

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En guarde motherlicka!

En guarde motherlicka!

Another duel with Richard Jones; as usual, I am on the left, wearing the hat.

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The gauntlet has been thrown down.

The gauntlet has been thrown down.

This is me dueling my friend, Richard Jones. I'm the one on the left.

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Belegarth Eugene - Tir na nOg

Belegarth Eugene - Tir na nOg

092509 - Just another day in Tir na nog. The fedora man with crossguard swords is Richard Jones; the long-haired fedora guy is Kahn; the guy gesturing at the start with the black sword is Kubock; the facial-hair guy with the shield he gestures at is Demastes; the candy man tunic guy is Tweak; the guy Richard kills in green is Matt; the yellow shield is Kurgan; the big guy with the shield is Aslaug; the guy in armor is Itis; the guy at the end who kills Itis is Kiwi; the guy fighting with ...

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The Day of the Jedi Pimp, Part II

The Day of the Jedi Pimp, Part II

This was the extent of our choreographed lightsaber duel that we filmed right after a guy walked past us and balled his hands into fists to show us that the knuckles had "JEDI PIMP" tattooed on them. Seriously: img27.imageshack.us

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Hour of the Jedi Pimp

Hour of the Jedi Pimp

Ryan and I attempt to kill each other with three layers of fiberglass, three layers of carbon fiber, and a layer of *trademark*. No geeks were harmed in the making of this video. Anymore then they normally are. WHAT IS THIS!? THE WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS!?

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M4H00135

M4H00135

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You owe me money.

You owe me money.

My friend Ryan owes me money so we settle it like men. This is our first foray of lightsaber choreography since '99.

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Duel of the Slurpees

Duel of the Slurpees

My friend Ryan fights so well he attacks me off the screen. I push and punch my way back onto camera though.

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