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Oh dear. Now this game has some nostalgic value to me (albeit not much). I also played the hell out of it as a kid, explaining why I may not seem all that drunk. However, that was all a long time ago. So I'm not going to blindly defend it. It's crap, and I'll grudgingly admit that I unfortunately wasted several hours of my childhood on this shit, only to be sorely disappointed by some bullshit level mechanic along the way. The overall controls are sucky at best. Sure, they respond, but not ...

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EDUTAINMENT: It's a shit genre. This was originally supposed to go up a couple of days earlier, but even I couldn't be that shitty a person and so decided to wait until most of the West was slumped back into a depressive mindset. Although on the plus side, I can claim more victims that way. Anyway, this game... Well, it's another attempt to enlighten kids about the hazards of... something... by putting the worst-equipped individual on the case. This time it's giant metor strikes causing ...

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It's his only consolation in this whole catastrophe.

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This is a game I used to throw money away on in arcades. By that, I mean I'd play it over and over again; no matter how many times I completed it, the idea of blasting away more of the hundreds of shambling zombies within the mansion was too much to ignore. This pseudo-addiction continued right up until the day that the arcade was converted into some shitty gambling hall (a change which really fucked me off), and I had to find something else to waste money on after school. Then I eventually ...

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There. No more bosses. And probably no more 300% either. BECAUSE IT'S TIME TO TAKE IT UP A GEAR AND PLAY AT... 1%.

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And before anyone could have requested it, here's the 'original finale' in glorious 300% mode.

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I wasn't going to do this one, as the 300% setting was nothing but an experiment. Then someone opened their mouth with a not-at-all-serious comment; but I just had to shut it for them. And it's been a fuckin' pleasure!

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He must really, really hate cereals.

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HOLY SHIT. A NEW (BUT ILLEGAL) WORLD RECORD. This is getting ridiculous. Next up, 500%. When? I don't know.

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