Rundle Mall Has Silver Balls, and Mike Rann Came Tumbling After

, giggles and "Oh my you're touching my silver balls", no - it's far from it. Instead, Ms Chantelois' husband, let's call him Swine Flu (for a really ridiculous pun you'd only understand if you've ever been to Rundle Mall haha yeah let's get on with it), decides to roll up a magazine (probably playboy) and, as your average run-of-the-mill newspaper, let's call it The Advertiser (for something appropriate), states, "reportedly yelled "remember my wife" before striking the premier repeatedly ...
Author: DanielLaneDC; Tags: DanielLaneDC DC Rundle Mall Silver Balls Malls Mike Rann Affair Chantelois


















