Merry Christmas Everyone

just one should be here, With a poorly aimed driver, so lively and quick, My ball landed straight in the pint of Big Nick, More rapid than eagles the bruiser he came, Squared up at the table and called me such names: "Like, Wanker! and, Mincer! and, Poofter and Dickhead! And, Tosspot! and Stupid! and, Spaccer and Inbred! "You lads take it outside", Bob the landlord did call. Now bugger off! Bugger off! Bugger off all!" As I faced down the meathead, I wanted to fly, But though that ...
Author: theothertomelliott; Tags: vlog christmas card the fight before night poem funny
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