The_Dead_Cult_sketch

Tom Cruise: No, they didn't, that was you making a voice! David Miscavige: I never!! Tom Cruise: Yes, you did! David Miscavige: I never, never said anything... Tom Cruise: CULT MEMBERS Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! I got a free copy of Dianetics here. Come and get it! Tom Cruise: Now that's what I call a dead cult. David Miscavige: No, no.....No, its not dead. Its hiding behind the curtain tech. Tom Cruise: Curtain tech? David Miscavige: Yeah! The cult of Scientology uses curtain tech ...
Author: AnonKat; Tags: CULT Church Scientology Anonymous David Miscavige Tom Cruise Sketch Dianetics


















