60 Reasons Why Britain Is Better Than America (joke)

Not all of this was actually made by me, here are the links to the sites where i got this from: www.hotukdeals.com www.freerepublic.com Here is a link to a site with reasons why we make great allys: www.freerepublic.com Here is a link to a site with reasons why America is better than Britain: www.freerepublic.com They're all very funny and here are some examples: We don't feel that we have to own firearms to protect ourselves from our own government. That's because when asked the question "ballots or bullets?" you respond all-too-politely with, "Neither please - I mean, if that won't offend anyone. Now let's see what's on BBC2." We enjoy steak & kidney pie. You are too pernickety to even try it and therefore don't know what you're missing. A Brit lady once asked me if I knew how to fix kidney. After a negative answer, she said: "You just throw it in the pot and boil the pi$$ out of it!" Over 50% of the English language has it's roots in French, German, Greek and Latin. So, what the...
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