What is your favorite essay by David Sedaris?

Mine is The Great Leap Forward from Me Talk Pretty One Day.

tamara k:
I love Dinah the Christmas Whore, from Holidays on Ice.
Also, there is another one from that book, can't remember the name, where he is employed as an elf, one of Santa's helpers.....very funny.

Just about anything from Sedaris makes me laugh, especially when it involves his family.